Wu Маngmаng tоssed her рhоnе аsidе, feeling she hаd rеally gоne toо fаr—асtuаllу discussing such vulgаr topics with a sleazу guу.
But thеn it oссurrеd tо her thаt it wоuldn’t dо tо just lеt this guy lеarn from her. Nехt time shе had the chаnce, shе should alsо аsk him sоmе quеstiоns аbout men.
Lоst in thоught, Wu Mаngmаng sаw the stаff bring Wù Dàndàn out.
“Аrе you аn idiоt? Hоw old are уou, and yоu still wеt уour рants?” Oncе this kid gоt рlaуing, hе соuldn’t еvеn be bоthеred tо go tо the bathrоom, just рееd right in his pаnts.
Wu Маngmаng had no ideа how to handle a сhild who had wet himsеlf.
Wù Dàndàn refused tо weаr wеt pаnts, so Wu Mangmang had to take him to the mall restroom.
For such a little kid, he had a surprisingly strong sense of gender—he absolutely refused to go into the women’s restroom. Wu Mangmang was furious and dragged him straight into the women’s restroom. There was no way she was going to follow him into the men’s side, right?
While changing his pants, Wu Mangmang couldn’t help but exclaim dramatically and cover her eyes, “I’m going to get a stye. I’m still a virgin—I haven’t even seen my own husband’s little thing, and I have to see yours first!”
Wu Mangmang was thoroughly annoyed.
Now Wù Dàndàn was being generous, “You’re lucky you got to see it. What you’re looking at now is someone else’s future husband.”
Wu Mangmang was left speechless by this little devil, “Who wants to look at yours?”
While putting on his pants, Wù Dàndàn complained about everything—the waistband wasn’t adjusted right, the pants weren’t on straight.
Wu Mangmang was fuming, “I’m not your mom. It’s already good enough that I’m helping you put on your pants. How old are you? Can’t you do it yourself? If you can’t, then just go bare-bottomed.”
“You’re old enough to be my mom, easily. Women should be gentle, got it?” Wù Dàndàn said angrily.
What kind of monster was this from another world?
Wu Mangmang had no idea if all kids nowadays were this precocious.
But whether the male in front of her was a man or a boy, anyone who dared to challenge a woman’s age would not be forgiven by Wu Mangmang.
Wu Mangmang yelled, “Easily my foot! If I go out now, everyone would say I’m a high school student, okay?”
When Wu Mangmang went out today, she had deliberately changed her outfit.
She wore a plain white T-shirt, a pure white short skirt, white canvas shoes, and her hair in a ponytail—looking so innocent she could star in a green tea advertisement.
This was to make sure that when she walked out with Wù Dàndàn, no one would mistake her for the mother of such a big kid.
“ID cards don’t lie.” Compared to Wu Mangmang’s flustered anger, Wù Dàndàn was very calm, “Twenty-five-year-old old virgin.”
Good grief, this little brat probably didn’t even know what a virgin meant, and yet he already knew how to insult people.
Wu Mangmang exploded, “What on earth does Liǔ Lèwéi usually let you watch?”
When the siblings left the restroom, they ignored each other.
In the end, it was Wu Mangmang who, being the bigger person, took the initiative to reconcile with Wù Dàndàn and agreed to make concessions.
Only then did the two hold hands and go to the toy city on the fifth floor to pick out toys.
It was agreed that once the toy was bought, Wù Dàndàn would obediently follow Wu Mangmang home.
Although Wu Mangmang had bought Wù Dàndàn many toys before, she had never bought any at Spring Plaza.
Given the level of Spring Plaza, the prices of toys were probably astronomical.However, Wu Mangmang now had pocket money again and wasn’t feeling intimidated.
It wasn’t until she saw the Aston Martin sports car model that Wù Dàndàn had picked out and counted the zeros after the price tag that Wu Mangmang inwardly exclaimed:
How could a model car cost as much as a domestic car?
Wu Mangmang was short on funds and admitted directly, "I don’t have that much money."
Wù Dàndàn pouted, "You’ve been working for years."
Wu Mangmang felt as if she’d been stabbed in the knee and retorted stubbornly, "Don’t I need to eat?"
Wù Dàndàn continued to pout, then ran off to look at other toys. After picking for a long time, he still couldn’t decide, clearly still set on that car model.
People are like this—once they see something good, they’re unwilling to settle for something they don’t like.
Wu Mangmang grew impatient, checked her watch, and began searching the entire store for Wù Dàndàn.
"Mangmang." Ning Zheng was quite surprised to see Wu Mangmang here, inwardly marveling at the word "fate."
Tomorrow was Lu Lin’s son’s birthday, and Ning Zheng had accompanied Lu Sui to pick out a gift, buying one for himself as well—otherwise, Miss Lu would surely throw a fit.
"What are you doing here?" Ning Zheng asked. After all, who would casually wander into a children’s toy store?
Wu Mangmang turned around and was equally surprised to see Lu Sui and Ning Zheng.
Her pretty ponytail swayed slightly in the air before settling on her shoulder, the end curling upward like a "hook" that caught people’s eyes.
Just a few centimeters below her shoulder was her impressive chest.
The body of a young girl was both full and dewy, as if a gentle squeeze could bring forth water.
Ning Zheng had to admit that his reluctance to be with Shěn Yuànzǐ was partly due to her age.
Though well-maintained, she always seemed a bit dry and withered.
Before Wu Mangmang could answer Ning Zheng, a crisp child’s voice came from beside her, "Mommy!"
Wu Mangmang didn’t react at first, then felt someone tugging at her skirt. She looked down to see Wù Dàndàn, who had somehow run over. "Mommy!" Wù Dàndàn called out again.
What was going on?
Wu Mangmang glared at Wù Dàndàn for a second before quickly turning to gauge Lu Sui and Ning Zheng’s expressions.
The shock on Ning Zheng’s face would have been even more dramatic if his mouth had opened a little wider.
"No, he’s not my son," Wu Mangmang hurriedly denied. She was still unmarried, after all, and didn’t want such rumors spreading.
Wù Dàndàn wrapped his arms around Wu Mangmang’s leg and cried, "Mommy, don’t you want me anymore?"
Wu Mangmang cursed inwardly. Could psychological issues be contagious?
Or was the Wu family’s gene pool just full of actors?
Wù Dàndàn rubbed his nonexistent tears and very real drool on Wu Mangmang’s leg, then timidly turned his face toward Lu Sui and Ning Zheng.
His big eyes, identical to Wu Mangmang’s, blinked twice at Lu Sui and Ning Zheng before decisively focusing only on Lu Sui. Softly, he asked, "Are you Daddy?"
Wu Mangmang felt like kneeling on the spot.
"Wù Dàndàn, stop talking nonsense!" Wu Mangmang reached out to pinch his cheek.
Wù Dàndàn promptly let go of Wu Mangmang and ran straight to Lu Sui, wrapping his arms around his leg. Looking up at Lu Sui with damp eyes, he said, "Daddy, I want this too, but Mommy doesn’t have any money."In Lu Sui's hand was precisely the Aston Martin model car that Wù Dàndàn had just taken a liking to.
"Wù Dàndàn, where is your integrity?"
Wu Mangmang was utterly mortified. Wù Dàndàn, for the sake of a model car, would even call a stranger "Dad."
"I don't have integrity; I only have chastity," Wù Dàndàn replied, not really understanding what "integrity" meant, but he had heard of "chastity."
Ning Zheng couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Lu Sui, however, didn't react much. He simply instructed the salesperson to wrap up another color of the same model, then bent down and handed it to Wù Dàndàn.
Clearly, Lu Sui's generosity had greatly pleased Wù Dàndàn.
Wu Mangmang forcibly pulled Wù Dàndàn back and said, "Wù Dàndàn, this gift is too expensive. You can't accept it."
Wù Dàndàn pouted and began sniffling. At his age, children are half-understanding and half-clueless, but overall, their mentality tends toward "I want it, I just want it, I absolutely must have it."
Wu Mangmang paid no mind to this, holding onto Wù Dàndàn's hand tightly. "Dàndàn, you must be polite. You haven't greeted them yet."
Pointing at Lu Sui, Wu Mangmang said, "This is Grandpa Lu, and this is Grandpa Ning."
Two men in their thirties were instantly promoted to the rank of "grandfather" by Wu Mangmang.
The corner of Lu Sui's eye twitched slightly.
Ning Zheng immediately objected, "No, don't call us that. It makes us sound old. 'Uncle' is fine."
Wu Mangmang bent down and said to Wù Dàndàn, "Dàndàn, this Grandpa Lu is Aunt Qingqing's little uncle. Grandpa Ning is good friends with Grandpa Lu, so you should call both of them 'Grandpa.'"
Wù Dàndàn's intelligence wasn't something Wu Mangmang could easily fool. He sweetly called Ning Zheng "Uncle Ning."
Then, turning to Lu Sui, he called out, "Dad."
Ning Zheng laughed and said, "I should have picked a model car as a gift too. I'd have gotten a son without any effort."
Lu Sui couldn't even be bothered to look at Ning Zheng. He bent down again and handed the model car to Wù Dàndàn.
Ning Zheng naturally disagreed. "Dàndàn, you can't take it. Say goodbye to the two uncles. It's time for us to go home."
Dragged along by Wu Mangmang, Wù Dàndàn looked back with every step. Finally, unable to hold back, he shook off Wu Mangmang's hand, ran back with a "thump, thump, thump," took the model car from Lu Sui's hand, and hugged it tightly to his chest. "Thank you, Dad."
This child was used to getting whatever he wanted in the Wu family, completely unfamiliar with the concept of "unattainable desires."
Wu Mangmang was too embarrassed to watch. She ran back and said loudly, "Wù Dàndàn, give the thing back to Uncle right now." A child should never be spoiled like this.
Wù Dàndàn naturally refused. He looked at Lu Sui, then at Wu Mangmang, and walked over. Freeing one hand, he pulled Wu Mangmang in front of Lu Sui, looked up at him, and said, "Dad, I'm selling Mom to you."
What the hell was this situation?
Sometimes children are like loose cannons; you really can't predict what they'll say next.
Wu Mangmang couldn't understand how Wù Dàndàn had the nerve to sell her off. What on earth had Liǔ Lèwéi been teaching this child?
For the sake of a model car, he'd even dare to sell his sister. What would he do when he grew up—sell out the country?
"Wù Dàndàn, what nonsense are you spouting? Do you want to die?" Wu Mangmang was on the verge of losing her temper.Wù Dàndàn retorted defiantly, "This is more expensive than an iPhone 6s."
Wù Mangmang couldn't quite grasp the child's logic at first.
Wù Dàndàn straightened his neck and declared, "Didn't you say yourself that you'd even sell yourself for the rose gold?"
Uh, it seemed Wù Mangmang had indeed said something like that.
"Nonsense! I said sell my body, not sell my kidney!" Wù Mangmang was so flustered she got her words mixed up. "No, no, I meant sell my kidney, not sell my body. And I was just joking with Mom!"
But how could a child tell whether you were joking or being serious?
So it's best not to say certain jokes in front of innocent children.
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