Weibo Mini Theater
Honeymoon trip. Top talent discovered the local currency in his wallet was all used up. Sheng Sheng saw a "Currency Exchange" sign, took out four hundred RMB and walked over. Five or six women were standing at the shop entrance, none paid her any attention, and when she asked a question, they even took a step back. Top talent hooked an arm around her and pulled her back, telling her in a low, gentle voice: "In this country, people queuing under such signs only provide services to male tourists..."
Honeymoon trip. Sheng Sheng kept sweating: "Why is there no air conditioning in the hotel?" Top talent propped his head up with his right hand, lying on his side next to her: "This place is different from where we went a few days ago. There's little sun year-round, summers are short, so locals don't like installing air conditioning—they prefer to enjoy the summer." Sheng Sheng silently marked an X on the map. She must tell Geng Xiaoxing: if Jue Mei has stamina like Top talent... this place isn't suitable for a honeymoon...
That trip when Top talent won over Sheng Sheng, on a certain island. Geng Xiaoxing went to the supermarket. The cashier pointed at a poster behind her. She didn't understand. The person explained, but she still didn't get it. Jue Mei: "They're telling you to buy a shopping card—you can get discounts all year round." Geng Xiaoxing complained: "I'm just here on vacation..." Suddenly she exclaimed, "Have I gotten as dark as the locals here?!" Jue Mei cleared his throat: "It's fine. In case of any violent incidents, you'll be safer than all of us."
That trip when Top talent won over Sheng Sheng, on a certain island. Geng Xiaoxing went to the supermarket. The cashier pointed at a poster behind her. She didn't understand. The person explained, but she still didn't get it. Jue Mei: "They're telling you to buy a shopping card—you can get discounts all year round." Geng Xiaoxing complained: "I'm just here on vacation..." Suddenly she exclaimed, "Have I gotten as dark as the locals here?!" Jue Mei cleared his throat: "It's fine. In case of any violent incidents, you'll be safer than all of us."
For a while, Gu Sheng had a poor appetite. No matter what Qiang Qingci SAMA made, she would leave some leftovers. Finally, SAMA let out a slight sigh, leaned on the table, bent down, and softly told her: "Generally, people who like leaving leftovers will go to hell after death, and every day they'll have to eat all the food they wasted in their lifetime." Gu Sheng was embarrassed: "Then wouldn't I have to eat decades' worth of leftovers?" She fed all the food into his mouth: "My Top talent loves his wife the most..."
Gu Sheng continued to have a poor appetite. One night, she suddenly panicked while sleeping. Taking advantage of when Top talent went to the bathroom, she got up, took out a large box of several hundred small packets from the bedside drawer, poured them out, and carefully felt each one. Top talent walked up behind her, watching her amusedly: "Want to count if any are missing? See if I've used any secretly?" She turned around anxiously: "No... I just wanted to feel... if you've poked holes in them with a needle..."
About those several hundred small packets. During a group meal, Mu Mu arrived late, took a large box out of his backpack: "My friend works in quality inspection—this week they're spot-checking these." He opened it. Everyone fell silent. Mu Mu: "The spot-check is done, the rest are useless," he casually pushed the box toward Qiang Qingci, "You need these more." ... Mu Mu never understood that his one sentence created one SAMA and negated a whole table of SAMA...
—The End—
Dedicated to my Favorite Voice Actor
Author's Note: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Stop joking around, it's really finished.Oh my, I forgot what I said last time when I finished. Anyway, just one thing: there is no prototype, absolutely none. Even though I like Jiang sir... I still insist that Qiang Qingci has no prototype. Also, stay calm, this is not documentary literature. The chances of love in the two-dimensional world are similar to those in game love or online love—some succeed, but of course, more fail.
As for publication, it will still be next year. I will add lots of fun extras, like Sheng Sheng meeting her mother-in-law for the first time or something. I haven’t thought about what to write yet, so I’ll figure it out later... Publication updates will be posted on Weibo, and I’ll also make a fake update in the story to notify everyone.
And, for those who missed my June 9th singing event, there will be one by Qi Ran on the evening of August 11th. I checked the list, and it basically covers the two-dimensional world’s cosplayers, writers, CVs, and singers. If you’re interested, you can check out the event poster I reposted on my Weibo.
That’s all. Bow, and see you all next time.
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